December 2011
- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
A letter to the signs:
- Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
- Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
- Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
- Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
- Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
- Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
- Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
- Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
- Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
- Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
- Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
- Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
Mom and me
- Mom: Why do yo like all this gay stuff?
- Me: Well, it's hard to explain.
- Mom: why is it hard to explain?
- Me: how can i say it? I like the history, the feelings and when they fuck, they look so sjfjjfhfjdbd.
- Mom: What?
- Me: what? Do you want a piece of cake?
- mom: do you have a boyfriend
- me: um yeah
- mom: does he exist
- me: obviously
- mom: does he know you exist
- me: not yet
